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Number 25 Hertford Street, Swindon, to stage independence referendum 
Nicola Sturgeon insists England referred to as ‘Mordor’ in all SNP publications 
Tim Farron completes list of people he wants to execute 
Trump vows to chisel four ‘losers’ off Mount Rushmore 
Corbyn insists he did have a good policy idea but the dog ate it 
Spanish bullfighters win inaugural Animal Cruelty World Cup 
Donald Trump finding he has less time to write poetry 
Man angry that trainspotting movie sequel doesn’t have much to do with trains 


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