Spain’s bullfighters have won the inaugural Animal Cruelty World Cup in Brazil, narrowly beating the foxhunters of England in the final. The competition, in which teams from different countries competed to inflict the maximum ‘pain and distress’ on a variety of animals, has been described by organisers as a ‘terrific success’. 
A group of English and French historical reenactors have accidentally restarted the 100 Years’ War, after their recreation of the Battle of Agincourt got out of hand. 
Hollywood director Peter Jackson has reportedly started to wonder if he could have squeezed a fourth movie out of Tolkien’s 1937 novel The Hobbit
It’s been revealed that parents across the UK are struggling to find books with ‘strong male rolemodels’ to give to their sons. 
A newly married man has explained to his wife that he doesn’t believe in sex after marriage for religious reasons. 
There was controversy at the Oscar’s after the award for ‘Best Picture’ was accidentally given to the 2016 John Lewis Christmas advert. 
A British comedian has been forced to go into hiding after making a video mocking atheist author Richard Dawkins, after he received threats from several atheist fundamentalist groups. 
A new study by biologists at Oxford University has concluded that, rather than being their own species, babies are in fact very young human beings. 
Roger Stoker, a 57 year old train spotter from Swindon, has admitted that he’s having difficulty ‘satisfying the appetites’ of all his female admirers. 
A man from Essex has left a showing of the trainspotting movie sequel half-way through the movie, as he was furious that the film seemed to have relatively little to do with trains.