Author: @JBickertonUK 
 
Following the box office success of ‘Wonder Woman’ pressure is growing for a Hollywood studio to finally make a superhero movie with a strong male lead. Superhero movies have been repeatedly criticised in recent years for their failure to provide male role models, with male characters generally relegated to romantic interest for the leading female and other supporting roles. 
Author: @JBickertonUK 
 
An honest cat has admitted to its owner that the only reason it hasn’t eaten her is due to her relative size. The cat explained that it will gladly kill and eat just about any animal smaller than itself, including rodents, birds, fish and frogs, and that if human’s weren’t so damn big it would gladly eat them as well. 
Spain’s bullfighters have won the inaugural Animal Cruelty World Cup in Brazil, narrowly beating the foxhunters of England in the final. The competition, in which teams from different countries competed to inflict the maximum ‘pain and distress’ on a variety of animals, has been described by organisers as a ‘terrific success’. 
A group of English and French historical reenactors have accidentally restarted the 100 Years’ War, after their recreation of the Battle of Agincourt got out of hand. 
Entertainment website Buzzfeed has withdrawn its ‘Which terrorist group are you?’ quiz following user complaints. 
Hollywood director Peter Jackson has reportedly started to wonder if he could have squeezed a fourth movie out of Tolkien’s 1937 novel The Hobbit
It’s been revealed that parents across the UK are struggling to find books with ‘strong male rolemodels’ to give to their sons. 
A newly married man has explained to his wife that he doesn’t believe in sex after marriage for religious reasons. 
There was controversy at the Oscar’s after the award for ‘Best Picture’ was accidentally given to the 2016 John Lewis Christmas advert. 
A British comedian has been forced to go into hiding after making a video mocking atheist author Richard Dawkins, after he received threats from several atheist fundamentalist groups.