Roger Stoker, a 57 year old train spotter from Swindon, has admitted that he’s having difficulty ‘satisfying the appetites’ of all his female admirers. 
Roger Stoker, a 57 year old train spotter from Swindon, has admitted that he’s having difficulty ‘satisfying the appetites’ of all his female admirers. 
 
Stoker explained that he had got into train spotting ‘around five years ago’ due to his ‘love of lists and train registration numbers’. However he noted that since he took up the hobby women had started to find him ‘absolutely irresistible’ to an extent that had become ‘quite irritating’. Stoker added that he was finding the level of female demand ‘exhausting’ and as a direct result was having to seriously considering having a hip replacement. 
 
Throughout our interview Stoker was very insistent that he was attracted to trainspotting by a love of trains, and not by the debauched lifestyle with which the hobby is usually associated. Stoker told us that he had been aware of the stereotypical ‘sex and drugs’ trainspotting lifestyle, but genuinely took up the hobby due to a love of diesel locomotives. 
 
As this point we had to end the interview early, after our photographer jumped on Stoker shouting ‘I want you to father my babies’. She was restrained with the help of two passers-by, and fortunately Stoker didn’t suffer any serious injuries. 
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