Tim Farron completes list of people he wants to execute
Posted on 10th March 2017 at 10:28
Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has just completed a list of people he wants to execute if he becomes Prime Minister.
Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has just completed a list of people he wants to execute if he becomes Prime Minister. The news was announced via a post on the Liberal Democrat website, which congratulated Farron on his ‘thoroughness’ and ‘devotion to the cause’.
The post explained that when the Liberal Democrats are ‘inevitably elected to Government’ they would likely face continued resistance from ‘counter-revolutionary elements’ within the ‘British establishment and deep-state’. As a result a ‘ruthless and bloody purge’ will be required to ensure that Lib Dem policies, such as more windfarm subsidies and increased maternity pay, are fully implemented.
The post went on to lay-out in detail which groups and individuals would be targeted by the Lib Dem’s paramilitary wing, the yellow shirts, should the party obtain power. These include members of the Conservative and Labour parties, army officers, judges, intellectuals, journalists and anyone who can’t recite the Lib Dem’s 2015 election manifesto from memory.
However the post did concede that in ‘a handful of the more minor cases’ execution would be ‘excessive’, so in these instances the states opponents would merely be sent to a ‘labour and re-education camp’ for a prolonged period of time.
Senior Liberal Democrat figures have universally welcomed the content of Tim Farron’s list. For example former party leader Nick Clegg said it was ‘about time the enemies of the people face true justice’ adding that he wanted a particular focus on ‘all those who gave me shit over the tuition fees increase’.
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