In a surprise move the Mexican Government has agreed to pay for Trump’s proposed border wall, but only on the condition that he builds the entire structure himself. 
The Spark calls on newly inaugurated President Donald J. Trump to publish his long-form birth certificate with immediate effect, in order to prove that he is constitutionally eligible to serve as President of the United States of America. 
Friends of America, who used to be one of the most popular and nicest kids at school, are convinced that she’s somehow changed over the past week. 
President Trump has announced that the state of Alaska will be returned to Russian control ‘in the near future’. 
The controversy over the attendance at Donald Trump’s Presidential inauguration has intensified after fresh images appear to show that it wasn’t attended by a single person. The past few days has seen an ongoing row between the President, who claims around 1.5 million people attended his inauguration, and objective reality, which shows that they didn’t. 
World leaders have sent messages congratulating the Russian Government on winning the Cold War after Donald Trump’s inauguration as President of the United States.