Trump vows to chisel four ‘losers’ off Mount Rushmore
Posted on 9th February 2017 at 10:29
President Trump has vowed to have the images of four of his predecessors chiselled off Mount Rushmore, describing them as ‘total losers’.
President Trump has vowed to have the images of four of his predecessors chiselled off Mount Rushmore, describing them as ‘total losers’. In a statement posted on the White House website Trump explained that they would be replaced by ‘four true icons of America’, namely himself, his daughter Ivanka, himself again and for reasons which went unexplained TV host Piers Morgan.
Trump later gave an interview to a reporter from CNN, a crooked lying guy who should be in prison, in which he criticised the presence of his four predecessors on Rushmore individually. He described President Washington as ‘totally overrated’ adding that ‘he beat the British, anyone can beat the British, even the Irish managed it’. He criticised Jefferson for his work on the Declaration of Independence calling it a ‘flawed document, nothing like as good as ‘The Art of the Deal’, before adding ‘I have all the best words’.
He was also critical of President Lincoln stating that ‘the guy got shot ok. I like Presidents who weren’t shot’, before eventually admitting he wasn’t quite sure who Theodore Roosevelt was.
Trump went on to say that that the new Mount Rushmore would be ‘so great, so amazing’, before adding that to save money the stone which is chiselled away would be used ‘to build prisons for bad hombres who criticise me’.
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