White House staff fed up with President Trump’s home baking
Posted on 18th February 2017 at 20:02
White House staffers are reportedly becoming ‘completely fed up’ with having to eat President Trump’s home baking.
White House staffers are reportedly becoming ‘completely fed up’ with having to eat President Trump’s home baking. A White House source told The Spark that initially they found it ‘endearing’ when President Trump began bringing in home baked treats for his staff. However after a while they struggled to ‘eat as much as Trump can bake’ and found the whole situation ‘increasingly irritating’.
The source added that, whilst the entire White House staff had got tired with Trump’s baking, so far ‘nobody’s had the heart to tell him’. He admitted that he once gave the President a subtle hint that he’d ‘had enough for one day’, but had to retract this when the President looked like he would cry. He added that, increasingly, he thinks baking is ‘what Trump lives for’.
Concerns have been raised about the health implications for White House staff of eating the amount of baked food Trump is producing. A leaked internal health report has revealed that the average White House staffer has put on two stone since the election, thought it admitted this might be ‘partly due to stress’. The report added that there had also been ‘numerous cases of food poisoning’ as the President ‘frequently forgets to properly cook the eggs’.
When contacted by The Spark about this story the White House refused to provide a formal comment. However they did send us several boxes of rather delicious Belgium buns.
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